Why You Don't Want Help

Post by **CaboWabo** » Sun Mar 30, 2003 12:28 am

I had to post this clip, I was laughing my ass off...
I was wanting to re-create a stunt I did awhile back, Cabowabo driving through "The Little Napkin Fire of Death"...
Obviously I can't drive and tape at the same time, so I enlisted the help from someone whom has consecutively proven to be of no help, but was my only option... my wife.
As you can plainly see in the video, even after much cohersion and re-assurance, the camera operator just couldn't stay still... like she was in danger like the reporters in Iraq... or a reporter on the sidelines of some stunt that had gone horrifically wrong.
Respectable camera operators don't move for nuthin!

http://bitpimps.lixlink.com/pages/phpGa ... =176&pos=5

payaso · Post by **payaso** » Sun Mar 30, 2003 2:39 am

ROFLMFAO..... No seriously, ROFLMFAO......

The already existing anger brought on by your wifes filming skills coupled with the anger of your little fire stunt going horribly wrong. (and I mean horribly wrong)

I'm guessing that you wanted to crash through the firery napkin like "Spank Spangler", and have little bits of crap flyin through the air rather than wrapping it around your car like a wool sweater in the dead of winter...lol Your timing was way off G... I can't stop laughing

I can only imagine the yelling and panic in that little stunt gone bad..

So what happened to the car? And how mad is your old lady over that deal?

silla

kwikbb · Post by **kwikbb** » Sun Mar 30, 2003 8:42 am

OMG LMFAO!

Dude that's so classic... holy shit you did that on purpose didn't you lol
So did the car and the camera escape the incedent?!

Post by **CaboWabo** » Sun Mar 30, 2003 11:17 am

payaso nailed it...
I shoulda just posted the entire clip.
In the beginning, you see my light the fire, get the car booking...
I was too early and went driving right under the fire, didn't look cool.

I quickly picked up the car, set it back down to try another run before the fire was out of control... to late, it was engulfed and now dying.
I had no choice but to push it and try to squeeze in one more stunt, that's when it was like a Three's Company episode and all hell broke loose! lol

I blasted through the fire, it kinda just got pushed right up in my wife's grill! She screamed and did her best "stop, drop and roll" manuever, I was laughing my ass off at her, while being irrate over not being able to duplicate the stunt. I had to try and calmly explain that she's gotta stay still (essentially blaming the stunt gone wrong on her - wasn't me or my driving skills - yea right! lol), and that I wouldn't let her get burnt.

In the end, the car and camera-ho are fine, just a little shaken.

hogjowlz · Post by **hogjowlz** » Sun Mar 30, 2003 12:21 pm

the mean female in the room here says she is going to start a msg board for mean female people who hate retards with little cars and dicks.

GET A LIFE LOSERS!!

PS THERE WILL BE NO CARS DRIVIN OFF ANY BOOBS YOU PERVERTS.

hogjowlz · Post by **hogjowlz** » Sun Mar 30, 2003 12:22 pm

wait til she goes to sleep

kwikbb · Post by **kwikbb** » Sun Mar 30, 2003 12:23 pm

lol... Girl Power

Post by **CaboWabo** » Sun Mar 30, 2003 1:24 pm

I think the mean female over there needs to hook up with the mean female over here, you guys can go crush the will of un-suspecting men everywhere!
and when you're done, you guys can go to the spa/therapist

noxorc · Post by **noxorc** » Thu Apr 03, 2003 7:00 am

hogjowlz wrote:PS THERE WILL BE NO CARS DRIVIN OFF ANY BOOBS YOU PERVERTS.

I've been asking my counterpart on this subject....and getting the same response.. "go vid your own boobs...she says..." yea ok...

subject ended.

hogjowlz · Post by **hogjowlz** » Thu Apr 03, 2003 9:14 am

im still workin that angle. at first she was like "naked boobs" and i was like uh no you can have a shirt on if you want. and she paused for a few secs before being bitchy.

noxorc · Post by **noxorc** » Thu Apr 03, 2003 10:22 am

hogjowlz wrote:im still workin that angle. at first she was like "naked boobs" and i was like uh no you can have a shirt on if you want. and she paused for a few secs before being bitchy.

what up....they are all in the same club....

Post by **CaboWabo** » Thu Apr 03, 2003 10:23 am

give em this link:
http://www.bitchmakemeasandwich.com/

kwikbb · Post by **kwikbb** » Thu Apr 03, 2003 10:26 am

CaboWabo wrote:give em this link:
http://www.bitchmakemeasandwich.com/

Lmao... dude is that a paypal link to your Bit fund lol

Post by **CaboWabo** » Thu Apr 03, 2003 10:32 am

lol
no, but it should be.
I don't know who it is.

hogjowlz · Post by **hogjowlz** » Thu Apr 03, 2003 10:34 am

ya ill tell her that all your women are doing it so she should. that will fly.

haha