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I'm at home, fucking around with the Single Cab, trying to install 5-point harnesses for the seats. I hear a diesel rolling down the street, I turn around to check.

The Men In Brown pull up and stop out front of my house. The dude comes out of the truck (man they went lax on dress code!) "Yo, Mr. Frizzen, need you to sign for a package." Alright cool.


He gets the box off the truck, hands it to me, I tear it open. It's a bullet clone, Bensu, 27 mhz... Pull off the snow-globe, and I see


It finally showed up!!!!!

Cool.

Don't make a Book Mobile out of it. Someone did that already.


Whats your plans for it?

I'd keep it stock (the shell at least) Don't see those around.

I dunno, probably just gonna leave it stock. I had thought about getting a set of Truck offset steelies to paint brown. I had considered cutting out one of the doors and putting in a drivers section, but that seems like too much work.

Although I always wanted to see what a UPS package car would look like done up as a Lowrider... But I think that'd be a bit much.

I mostly just wanted to show my new ride off.

Keep the body stock and slap your fastest chassis in it.

It's cool as hell, but it ain't pimp.

This here is bitPimps, so you could finish up some fine detail on it, and drop it down, cause here we like to praise the lowered.

Slap some clear on it, some new fat shoes.. You still got a UPS truck ,but now it's proper.




silla

payaso wrote:...cause here we like to praise the lowered.

Can I get an "Amen!"?

sessiz wrote:Keep the body stock and slap your fastest chassis in it.

... but its UPS, wouldn't sticking a 1.0 in it be more realistic?

crazydave wrote:

sessiz wrote:Keep the body stock and slap your fastest chassis in it.

... but its UPS, wouldn't sticking a 1.0 in it be more realistic?

....and a smashed, lost, package in the window.

crazydave wrote:

sessiz wrote:Keep the body stock and slap your fastest chassis in it.

... but its UPS, wouldn't sticking a 1.0 in it be more realistic?

the UPS trucks around my area go faster than the cars... they've got these huge arse turbos, and when they like pass you and they shift, its like "WHOOOOSH", dem things are loud and kinda fast...

evoraptor wrote:

crazydave wrote:

sessiz wrote:Keep the body stock and slap your fastest chassis in it.

... but its UPS, wouldn't sticking a 1.0 in it be more realistic?

the UPS trucks around my area go faster than the cars... they've got these huge arse turbos, and when they like pass you and they shift, its like "WHOOOOSH", dem things are loud and kinda fast...

They just seem that way to someone riding a bike, and that woooosh sound is just the wind as they pass you...

sessiz wrote:Keep the body stock and slap your fastest chassis in it.

It'll flip with every turn! I own a couple

I say, drop it with some nice alloys, and make it a FedSex truck!!!

So you all know we're coming up on winter, roads are gonna get pretty bad. But, the packages just have to get through....

Come rain, or shine, or dead of winter, nothing shall stop THIS courrier from his appointed rounds! Well, except being in a Monster Truck show!!!





Articulated ZZ-M, long travel suspension up front (like it matters now), lightened driveshaft, soon to have crawler box and other mods... Stock UPS body.

Sure to bring you the world, on time.

That's cool too.