I find the Strangest Things at the Grocery Store...

hue35 · Post by **hue35** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:40 pm

Sdog wrote:Tell her you won't be laying any pipe 'til she stops bitchin' about the bits.

Don't tell me you're into the brown love thing now... I know what you meant, but that expression (layin' pipe/layin' cable) is just kinda funny... I've heard people use it in two ways. And, the two meanings are really different, unless you're hogjowlz.

HACHI-RYOKU · Post by **HACHI-RYOKU** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 5:12 pm

I got an idea. Buy a bit and then buy her something she loves. Let her find the bit first, but before the fight starts, give the present (wrapping it will imcrease the effect) and then make sweat love to her. Maybe she wont say notin after that. Especially if she's too tired and passes out.

SuperFly · Post by **SuperFly** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 6:20 pm

All you need to do is allow comparisons to be made to other possible hobbies.

I have friends that are into fly fishing, and they easily spend $50-$100 a month on "stuff", several hundred a whack for major things like rods and reels. I know people that sit around watching $4k televisions. I have other friends that drop several hundred dollars on musical gear every couple months. Things like skiing and bicycling can be hugely expensive if you're a gearhead.

Also, make a point of making it appear as though all your hard work goes to keeping the family covered, and that bits are a small, inexpensive retreat from your daily grind, and the only relief you get from an otherwise stressed-out existance.

It also helps to point out when you get a particularly good bargain ("honey, check this out! I just got 5 speed sets from Tower Hobbies for $12.50!)

Always say "yes" when she asks if she can go out with the girls on any given night, or encourage her to go buy something nice for herself. Offer to take your kid somewhere for the whole day on a Saturday so she can have the day to herself. Before you know it, she'll be giving you gift certificates to Radio Shack and saying "you're racing on Friday night, aren't you?"

A pimp's GOT to get this shit figured out!

Post by **CaboWabo** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 6:29 pm

HACHI-RYOKU wrote:Let her find the bit first, but before the fight starts, give the present (wrapping it will imcrease the effect) and then make sweat love to her.

for some reason I had Chef from South Park in my head when I read that line.

all you needed to do was start off with "hello childrens" lol

HirotoR34 · Post by **HirotoR34** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 6:37 pm

hue35 wrote:
Sdog wrote:Tell her you won't be laying any pipe 'til she stops bitchin' about the bits.
Don't tell me you're into the brown love thing now... I know what you meant, but that expression (layin' pipe/layin' cable) is just kinda funny... I've heard people use it in two ways. And, the two meanings are really different, unless you're hogjowlz.

Threaten her with pipe shortage? I wish that would work. She can be really stubborn about shit. Last night I was telling her that I was trading some bitstuff and she wigged on me. I'm like WTF? it's my shit and I can do whatever the fuck I want with it. It'll take some time, but as soon as I can, I'm ordering another bit . So, I'll have to listen to shit for 20 minutes or so, then I'll just start working on it. She'll come around someday.
BTW: I bought her a $500 trinity diamond earring set a month ago (when I had a job), so she's not due for another expensive gift for a while.
She says she'll let me in the browneye only if she can shove something in mine. I think i'll pass....

Sdog · Post by **Sdog** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 7:41 pm

hue35 wrote:
Sdog wrote:Tell her you won't be laying any pipe 'til she stops bitchin' about the bits.
Don't tell me you're into the brown love thing now... I know what you meant, but that expression (layin' pipe/layin' cable) is just kinda funny... I've heard people use it in two ways. And, the two meanings are really different, unless you're hogjowlz.

No brown love here brutha....no brown love here

Bird · Post by **Bird** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 10:18 pm

Lay her down by the fire, and make sweet love...

SuperFly speaks with much wisdom... it's all about the trade-offs...

@Damn, Hiroto... I thought I had it rough... Your wife is starting to remind me of the Amanda Peet role in "Saving Silverman"...

also... about the "brown love" thing... start off subtle... slip a licked pinky in there next time you go down on her... then the next time work your way up to something a 'lil bigger... take it gradually, and eventually, you'll be all up in that ass...

Oh, shit... I almost forgot to say this... My four year old got her little sister one of these little pullbacks like DTs last week for her second birthday... I've been eyeing it up... but my two-year old is the reason my bits stay hidden, and she's kinda attached to her little "car car car" right now... I'm patient enough to wait a few weeks/months for it to just be "more junk we find in/under/behind the couch or whatever"... and haha I'm lucky in the respect that my kids are gumball machine junkies... I can easily justify getting homies and shit...

HirotoR34 · Post by **HirotoR34** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 10:58 pm

That's funny. My daughter belongs to the gumball machine junkie club. The only problem is, If I try to score, the wife looks at me like I've got three heads or something. So I try to be stealth about it.

Saving Silverman (or Hiroto would work). Yup, my wife is like that sometimes. But I still love her.

Bird · Post by **Bird** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:11 pm

HirotoR34 wrote:Saving Silverman (or Hiroto would work). Yup, my wife is like that sometimes. But I still love her.

Mine is too sometimes... I'm starting to think that they all are lol... it's all part of the trade-off... I tell mine... "You don't have to respect that I'm into this stuff... but you gotta expect me to be buying more of it... Don't be actin' surprised... you know that I'm all about this shit..."

crazydave · Post by **crazydave** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 12:46 am

Oh shit

If I threatened to hold out, she'd laugh in my face, then dance for joy.

Listen to me kids, if you like sex, do not get married.

Guess you gotta expect that after ten years though.

I use that to my advantage to get bits.

HACHI-RYOKU · Post by **HACHI-RYOKU** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 7:39 am

I guess I must be blessed. My wife sopports my hobbies. In fact she gives me input on how things look and what I should do next. I've also been teaching her how to use spray paints and she's been going crazy spray painting decorations and stuff throughout the house. Plus I have all the tools to fix things like her little music boxes and stuff, which she apreciates.

Although it's not all perfect (thank god). We just never fight about bits.

Sdog · Post by **Sdog** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:09 am

crazydave wrote:Oh shit
If I threatened to hold out, she'd laugh in my face, then dance for joy.

Listen to me kids, if you like sex, do not get married.

Guess you gotta expect that after ten years though.

I use that to my advantage to get bits.

34 and not married...ahhhhh..

The only thing that keeps me from buying too many bits is it would cut in to my big screen HDTV fund.

DarkTari · Post by **DarkTari** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 10:24 am

Damn dude, put your foot down....just hold out on her. Tell her you won't be laying any pipe 'til she stops bitchin' about the bits.

And that shit works for you ?

SuperFly & Hachi, U Da Man !

She says she'll let me in the browneye only if she can shove something in mine. I think i'll pass....

UFAS !!!

Brown Love? I discuss that shit with my FEMALE friends anytime the subject
of sex comes up. I have a friend that has never had her back door opened
and never thought about it. After some smuth talk'n and gentle 1st time moves,
today she's a junkie ! I have another friend that says the same thing, she'll
come around eventually. Some women have tried it but had a bad
experience. It's my personal goal to change that shit !
Sit 'em Up, And turn 'em Out !

hue35 · Post by **hue35** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 10:57 am

Sdog wrote:34 and not married...ahhhhh..

Hey, that's my line.

SuperFly · Post by **SuperFly** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 11:03 am

DarkTari wrote:Sit 'em Up, And turn 'em Out !

Isn't that what precedes "Ride 'em in RAWHIIIIIIDE!"?